Mountain Muser Pillows

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

Man climbs to the mountaintop for answers where a mirror awaits.

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

"But am I happy? Very."

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

No, "enlightenment" is on the next peak. I teach "ignorance is bliss."

Enlightenment Rates. There's a fee because while I'm up here on the highest mountaintop, I'm in my "peak" earning years.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'Just once, I'd like to be reincarnated somewhere BELOW ten thousand feet!'

Now I know why it was the Swiss who invented yodelling.

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits, and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Donald Trump wants to develop our mountain.'

'I don't know -- the Meaning of Life just doesn't seem relevant any more.'

'What a beautiful landscape!'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Shoot For The Moon

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

God's map of the universe

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."