Artistic Muser Pillows

society of cartoonists...

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Cartoonist thinking'

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

God's map of the universe

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

No, "enlightenment" is on the next peak. I teach "ignorance is bliss."

"But am I happy? Very."

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

Abstract portrait art.

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"Can't you ever relax?"

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

Covid 19 Variant

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

"Yeah. What I remember most is that you still owe me money!"

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye