Memory Muser T-Shirts

'When I asked how much memory you had left I was asking about your computer, not you.'

'I thought elephants never forgot, but according to these results you have alzheimer's disease.'

"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."

"I bet you're so used to using Google instead of your own memory that you've forgotten much of your own life." "That's nonsense." "Oh yeah? Tell me, then: Who was the first girl you ever kissed?" "That's easy, it was... um... wait, it’ll come to me..." "What did you want to be when you were little? Who were you named after? What's your blood type?" "What did you have for breakfast?" "Joke's on you, I didn't even have breakfast. …Wait… did I?"

'My good memory is a curse: There are things I would like to forget...'

My First Camera

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Changing Room Decisions

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

God's map of the universe

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

Animal and Human Memory

'Pictures of your family?'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"I know - it takes skill to sneak a peek at their tiny tags when you can't remember their names."