Memory Muser Gifts

'When I asked how much memory you had left I was asking about your computer, not you.'

'I thought elephants never forgot, but according to these results you have alzheimer's disease.'

"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."

"I bet you're so used to using Google instead of your own memory that you've forgotten much of your own life." "That's nonsense." "Oh yeah? Tell me, then: Who was the first girl you ever kissed?" "That's easy, it was... um... wait, it’ll come to me..." "What did you want to be when you were little? Who were you named after? What's your blood type?" "What did you have for breakfast?" "Joke's on you, I didn't even have breakfast. …Wait… did I?"

"He was a prolific writer who made a lot of mistakes and eventually lost his mind. It all sounds so pointless."

'My good memory is a curse: There are things I would like to forget...'

My First Camera

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

Changing Room Decisions

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"

The Robotics Department. It says here that these guys completely replace all the cells in their bodies every seven years! Wow! What a slow upgrade cycle! If we don't replace all our parts every six months we become obsolete! It makes you wonder why they're in charge! Yeah, like they expect us to remember thousands of gigabytes of data while they forget their passwords! (Published originally on April 19, 2006)

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

God's map of the universe

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

Animal and Human Memory

'Pictures of your family?'