Memory Manipulator Gifts

"You will now open your eyes and have no memory of me charging you twice for this session!"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Senior PGA Moment.

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

'Tell them there'll be no retaliation, then check with the chiefs of staff, the media and our major allies what leeway we have in the adapted dissuasion department.'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

London map drawn from memory.

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

Animal and Human Memory

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"I know - it takes skill to sneak a peek at their tiny tags when you can't remember their names."

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"… and a big shout-out to my hippocampus, without which I wouldn’t be standing here saying words."

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

'When I asked how much memory you had left I was asking about your computer, not you.'

'I thought elephants never forgot, but according to these results you have alzheimer's disease.'

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'