Memory Minder Gifts

'Er...have I just been or am I just going?'

"What's the name of the drug I've been taking to improve my memory?"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

'You're always living in the past.'

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"

The Robotics Department. It says here that these guys completely replace all the cells in their bodies every seven years! Wow! What a slow upgrade cycle! If we don't replace all our parts every six months we become obsolete! It makes you wonder why they're in charge! Yeah, like they expect us to remember thousands of gigabytes of data while they forget their passwords! (Published originally on April 19, 2006)

Wall of Office Memories

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"