Memory Mender Gifts

Forgetful pensioner writes himself a note to remind himself why he went upstairs.

'I've been treating you for months -- Has your memory shown ANY improvement?', 'Who wants to know?'

'There you are, Mr. Van Winkle. That Ginkgo Biloba should improve your memory and keep you from dozing off.'

"I ordered a book on forgetfulness two weeks ago! I'd like to know where it is?"

My First Camera

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Couples' therapy

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

Origins of a family tradition.

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

A man sews broken hearts back together.