Memory Mender Gifts

Forgetful pensioner writes himself a note to remind himself why he went upstairs.

'I've been treating you for months -- Has your memory shown ANY improvement?', 'Who wants to know?'

'There you are, Mr. Van Winkle. That Ginkgo Biloba should improve your memory and keep you from dozing off.'

"I ordered a book on forgetfulness two weeks ago! I'd like to know where it is?"

My First Camera

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Couples' therapy

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

Origins of a family tradition.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."