Memories Maker Gifts

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

My First Camera

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

A boy with a camera

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

'You're always living in the past.'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

Mission Impossible: The Family Photo

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Wall of Office Memories

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."