Mememaker Gifts

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

My First Camera

Guitarist

Marimba

Moses separating his Laundry.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Piano Recital

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Music downloads

Eric Clapton.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Musical notes bubble gum.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Artist and Musician

Guitar Man.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Six jazz instruments.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Noel Coward.

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

A woman playing a keyboard

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Check out this new store."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.