Mememaker Pillows

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

My First Camera

Guitarist

Marimba

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Piano Recital

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Artist and Musician

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Musical notes bubble gum.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Guitar Man.

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

Music downloads

Six jazz instruments.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Check out this new store."

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

A woman playing a keyboard