Memory Menders Pillows

'I can't remember whether we take the left fork or the right fork of the road.'

My First Camera

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

Origins of a family tradition.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

'Pictures of your family?'

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

Analyst and patient