Mind Mender Pillows

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"You're under arrest for consumer Freud."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

'My profession has probably been transformed again just since we started this session.'

'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'

'People are skeptical about everything I say!', 'Oh, come now!'

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

Therapy.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

the puzzle

We'll need you to fill out a few pages of background information first, sir.

'There's nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

'Sit tight — I'm going to call for backup.'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

"Our lives are what we make them, Mr. Fedderson."

'You've got to let it flow.'

'I wonder if he cries like that very often?'

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

'I'm trying to work on Mr. Findlay's self-esteem, Miss Oglethorpe — stop giggling in there!'

"Quid Pro Quo, you fix my laptop and I'll fix your obsessive compulsions."

"Sometimes, my dear lady, even Dr. Hergeshimer gets tired."

"People don't understand that alcoholism is a hazard of my profession!"

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

"These voices in your head...I'm going to have to bill you for them as well."

When psychiatry works too well!

"I think I know why you have an inferiority complex."

In the psychiatrist's chair

"We won't make much progress until you trust me."

"I think that 'getting real' might be rushing things for you, Mr. Jenkins. For now, let's just aim for 'occasionally realistic,' OK?"

'Good heavens, don't you people ever think of anyone but yourselves?'