Model Mender Pillows

'Sounds to me like your model has a $400 repair noise.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Piracy on a boating lake

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Couples' therapy

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'