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'Sounds to me like your model has a $400 repair noise.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Piracy on a boating lake

Couples' therapy

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'