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'Walter gets sluggish whenever the economy does.'

"Hey, the therapy works! I feel better already!"

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'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

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"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'Why am I such a grouch?'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

A man sews broken hearts back together.

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

Analyst and patient

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."