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A man sews broken hearts back together.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Couples' therapy

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

'Hey! We've never tried a 'pity' strategy before...'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Can I call you back, I'm engaged in crisis talks."

"Whose turn is it to be happy?"

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"You complete me."

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

'I told you he had a temper.'