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Man patching up his bag.

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Couples' therapy

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

Covid and Restarting School

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

Boss

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

Broken Heart

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

"Whose turn is it to be happy?"

Analyst and patient

"Can I call you back, I'm engaged in crisis talks."