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Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

"Young Frankenstein"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

"Hmmm...it doesn't have the same gravitas..."

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

Broken Heart

'This bed comes with a remote monster-under-the-bed option.'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

Dr. Frankenstein makes the battery hen

Boss

Analyst and patient