Monster Mender Gifts

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

"Young Frankenstein"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

The Frankenstein snowman.

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"Hmmm...it doesn't have the same gravitas..."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Dr. Frankenstein makes the battery hen

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

Analyst and patient

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

Broken Heart

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.