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"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

Modern kite for wind energy.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Toys in the DVD Player.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

Parenting Business Deals

Computerized Dollhouse.

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

Broken Heart

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

Remote control car breakdown.

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

'I need to get away and unwind!'

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.