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Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

Caleb at work

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

God playing with dolls.

Director/Action Man toy.

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

The Hobby Store

Rocking horse

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

Caution: use only under child supervison

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Computerized Dollhouse.

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

It's more than a mike!

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

Yo-Yo Sales

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

'It's a self-build.'

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

Toy White House built incorrectly.