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Eric couldn't understand why he wasn't offered the doll making job in Santa's workshop.

Director/Action Man toy.

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

Playdough's The Republic

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Computerized Dollhouse.

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

It's more than a mike!

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

Yo-Yo Sales

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

The Mongolian Steps Slinky Cows.

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

Remote control car breakdown.