Resilient Mender Mugs

Man patching up his bag.

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Couples' therapy

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

Covid and Restarting School

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

Analyst and patient

"Can I call you back, I'm engaged in crisis talks."

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

Broken Heart

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Whose turn is it to be happy?"

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.