Mindful Mender Mugs

"So, when did you first have these overwhelming urges to spend �100s on therapy?"

Tell me more about your kleptomania - Darn where did I put my notebook?

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

The power of the brain

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'I don't know why Doc, but my life is really upside down...'

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"You are responsible for editing your thoughts. I'm just here to audit them."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

A man sews broken hearts back together.

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

Analyst and patient

Broken Heart

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

'Your problems are caused by all-or- nothing thinking. It's either that, or you don't have any problems.'