Mindful Mender Prints

"So, when did you first have these overwhelming urges to spend �100s on therapy?"

Tell me more about your kleptomania - Darn where did I put my notebook?

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

Go ahead and dissect me

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

'I don't know why Doc, but my life is really upside down...'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

The power of the brain

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

A man sews broken hearts back together.

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

"You are responsible for editing your thoughts. I'm just here to audit them."

Analyst and patient

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

Boss

Broken Heart

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'