Mind Mender Fan Prints

"OK, let's talk about your narcissistic tendencies."

'That jerk who thinks he's always looked-down on is here.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

Election 2020

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Famous Optical Illusions!

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

Analyst and patient

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

'I'm trying to work on Mr. Findlay's self-esteem, Miss Oglethorpe — stop giggling in there!'

When psychiatry works too well!

"Therapist: Six couches no waiting"

"Let it out. Let it all out."