Mind Mender Fan Gifts

"OK, let's talk about your narcissistic tendencies."

'That jerk who thinks he's always looked-down on is here.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Didn't you just say that?"

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

Election 2020

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

Famous Optical Illusions!

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

Analyst and patient

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

When psychiatry works too well!

"Therapist: Six couches no waiting"