Mind-bender Fan Gifts

Famous Optical Illusions!

"You can't identify as me."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

He looks so natural lying there...

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Didn't you just say that?"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

Dog detectives

"So, how's your other half?"

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'He's been shot!'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"Another clear case of COVID19."

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

"Stop trying to creep me out!"

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

No Leaders

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

Everyone always thought M.C. Escher had an incredible imagination, but really he just grew up in an odd house.

Reverse Psychology.

'... And you say that this hypnotist promised to relax you for this interview? '

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager