Gender Bender Fan Gifts

'Your tests show you to be drug free ... and three months pregnant.'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Famous Optical Illusions!

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

The Eclectic Chair

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Transgender Bathroom Debate

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

The Three Wise Women

'Check out what I invented! Looks like we're even now!'

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

"This isn't going to work - I'm rock n'roll and you're waltz time!"

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

"Captain, we're headed straight toward a big gaping hole of needs!"

Dudaism

His and Hers Clothing

Man wearing skirt and women's shoes has filing trays marked 'in' and 'drag'.

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

Sign in yard says 'It's a Tomboy!'

'When I said to get in touch with your feminine side, Gerald, I didn't mean by having 42DD's installed'

'A crawler? ME??? Nonsense!! And yes, my new boss is a lady. Why do you ask?'

You can watch him tonight - I'm going on a gatherers night out.

WC.

"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree. I've always felt that a film examining the complex interactions between a man, his fast car, various cool weapons and a host of bad guys DEFINITELY qualifies as a 'relationship' movie!"