Gender Swap Fan Gifts

The Three Wise Women

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

'Check out what I invented! Looks like we're even now!'

'Great disguise, Max. How'd you do it?'

It's a boy.

Dudaism

"Say, 'when'...Hello?...Guys?..."

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

'Your tests show you to be drug free ... and three months pregnant.'

'It was just a fun transplant. You got his heart, he got yours.'

You can watch him tonight - I'm going on a gatherers night out.

"What are you doing?!"

Falcon Reads Book On How To Train Falconer

'Get a hold of yourself, O'Toole - There's no reason to bite the man's head off!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away.'

'You've been appointed to an independent watchdog committee.'

'Equality'

Reptiles and amphibians.

"From now on on we only drink bottled water."

'I'll grant you all men are reptiles, but not all reptiles are men.'

"Why not start with a fictionalised account of your day?"

'I like going to a woman dentist. I like being told, open your mouth, as opposed to, shut your mouth.'

Now you can be taller than she is! It's call "bipedalism"!

'If I had a nickel for every time I was mistaken for him, I wouldn't have to work. Now, hand over all of your AA batteries.'

"I had no choice, he was about to blow our cover!"

'Ok guys, you got me and I'll go easily. But if you would, please allow me to go with some dignity and let me take off my wife's dress, earrings and lipstick.'

'We just received this photo of a toilet from Curiosity. It appears the seat has been left up, providing more evidence that men are from Mars.'