Body Swap Comedy Fan Gifts

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

"I suppose you think that's funny."

Health

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Friday The 13th, The Final Chapter.

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

'I can't turn it off.'

"Previously on..."

John Cleese

The Three Wise Women

Man chooses head from cupboard.

Weapons of mass destruction.

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

How a Service Lift Works.

Mime Fights: 'I think you broke my jaw!"

"It's going to rain — I can feel it in my bones."

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

Sorry I missed you.

'Oh gross, manure.'

'No, I don't think x-rays are needed.'

"There are essentially four basic forms for a joke."

'The idea is to make food itself my motive to shape up.'

"We gots worms."

"Separate checks as always, Dr Jekyll."

'I don't know Arthur, I've heard the service is terrible here.'

British cloning & genetics research institute annual dance (All the people attending are clones).

Cloning Misadventure - Spotted Tree Buffalo.

Slapstick

"You're closing a door. No, wait. You're pulling something. . . You've strained a muscle in your arm, in your back, in your leg?"

Man on stilts gets a black eye.

Banana Peel Causes a Detour.

Man balancing on his crutches to avoid a dog.