Body Comedy Fan Gifts

"Check it out! Chest hair!"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

'He's maturing early.'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

Health

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"Previously on..."

"So where do you see this relationship going?"

John Cleese

The Heirs

"We Don't Need Men. We Can Lick Our Own Vaginas"

'Silicone implant ward.'

"It just doesn't have the same panache."

"How thoughtful of them to have removed their heads!"

Unserious conditions: Bart shaped bruise, Multiple banana wounds, Radioactive buttocks.

"Officer, wrong number."

How a Service Lift Works.

Mime Fights: 'I think you broke my jaw!"

"Don't pretend to shoot me, I'll pretend to give you my wallet!"

"We gots worms."

"There are essentially four basic forms for a joke."

'The idea is to make food itself my motive to shape up.'

"Knock 'em dead."

"Look, Grim, I'm really sorry. It's not you, it's me ... well, it's mostly you, like 85/15 ..."

"Now, just for fun. Kick it!"