Fans Of Physical Comedy Gifts

"Extreme miming"

'He's maturing early.'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Pollyanna, the Hamster

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

"Previously on..."

John Cleese

Banana Ballet

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

"This recliner comes with a fitness tracker."

'I'm part of you, you're part of me...'

Mime Fights: 'I think you broke my jaw!"

How a Service Lift Works.

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

'This should be interesting.'

'Oh, here comes trouble - spanner enters workplace full of cogs!'

The game requires no great physical strength...

'That's all the runners except one. ... We'd better go check on him.'

"There are essentially four basic forms for a joke."

Magician in a doctor's waiting room.

The Crossdresser Shop. 'It was just a question of time!'

Builder with his foot stuck in cement.

'Ah! ... sorry.'

Man on stilts gets a black eye.

"You're closing a door. No, wait. You're pulling something. . . You've strained a muscle in your arm, in your back, in your leg?"

Slapstick

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