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Accident-Prone Support Group.

"Extreme miming"

'He's maturing early.'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Pollyanna, the Hamster

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

"Previously on..."

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

John Cleese

Banana Ballet

Weapons of mass destruction.

'I'm part of you, you're part of me...'

"This recliner comes with a fitness tracker."

How a Service Lift Works.

Sorry I missed you.

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

Mime Fights: 'I think you broke my jaw!"

'This should be interesting.'

'Oh, here comes trouble - spanner enters workplace full of cogs!'

Magician in a doctor's waiting room.

"There are essentially four basic forms for a joke."

The game requires no great physical strength...

The Crossdresser Shop. 'It was just a question of time!'

'That's all the runners except one. ... We'd better go check on him.'

The Hades Tonight Show. No, I don't think you need to send out a comedian first to warm up the studio audience.

Builder with his foot stuck in cement.

Man on stilts gets a black eye.

'Ah! ... sorry.'

"O.K., now walk forward causally."

"You're closing a door. No, wait. You're pulling something. . . You've strained a muscle in your arm, in your back, in your leg?"