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'He's maturing early.'

"Extreme miming"

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Pelobong

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Accident-Prone Support Group.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"Previously on..."

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

John Cleese

Banana Ballet

Weapons of mass destruction.

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

"This recliner comes with a fitness tracker."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5K' training app for a '5K to couch' one!"

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

Sorry I missed you.

Mime Fights: 'I think you broke my jaw!"

How a Service Lift Works.

'This should be interesting.'

"I know this sucks, but just think of how awful we'll feel tomorrow."

'Reminds me of my first wife - finds it hard to let go...'

"There are essentially four basic forms for a joke."

Builder with his foot stuck in cement.

"O.K., now walk forward causally."

'Ah! ... sorry.'

Man on stilts gets a black eye.

Slapstick

"You're closing a door. No, wait. You're pulling something. . . You've strained a muscle in your arm, in your back, in your leg?"

'The boss wants a wheelbarrow over there - heavy, aren't they?'