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'He's maturing early.'

"Extreme miming"

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Pelobong

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"Previously on..."

John Cleese

Banana Ballet

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

"This recliner comes with a fitness tracker."

Mime Fights: 'I think you broke my jaw!"

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5K' training app for a '5K to couch' one!"

How a Service Lift Works.

'This should be interesting.'

"I know this sucks, but just think of how awful we'll feel tomorrow."

'Reminds me of my first wife - finds it hard to let go...'

"There are essentially four basic forms for a joke."

Builder with his foot stuck in cement.

Man on stilts gets a black eye.

'Ah! ... sorry.'

"You're closing a door. No, wait. You're pulling something. . . You've strained a muscle in your arm, in your back, in your leg?"

Slapstick

'The boss wants a wheelbarrow over there - heavy, aren't they?'

"O.K., now walk forward causally."

Banana Peel Causes a Detour.