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"O.K., now walk forward causally."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'He's maturing early.'

Boots fall off.

"Extreme miming"

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

Pelobong

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Accident-Prone Support Group.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

"Previously on..."

The Puck Stops Here.

Discus accidents.

'I want to biopsy that growth, Mr. Johnson. I don't like the looks of it.'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

John Cleese

Banana Ballet

'Now, Perkins, hit my ball straight down the fairway for about 300 yards.'

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

Weapons of mass destruction.

I love hockey!

'He stated jogging to work.'

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

Sorry I missed you.

How a Service Lift Works.

Mime Fights: 'I think you broke my jaw!"

The Genius Of Camoflage

'That was strike three, Caldwell! Let him go! You're only make things harder on yourself!'

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5K' training app for a '5K to couch' one!"

Fly Eye Chart

'I'm going to prescribe a sedative for those worry warts.'

"So are the results not very good?"