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Builder with his foot stuck in cement.

"Extreme miming"

'He's maturing early.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Who knew grass migrates?

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

"Dad, I'm a lab-rat by choice, it's my profession. Now you're just going to have to accept the fact that you have a son who's pregnant."

"Previously on..."

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

Therapist Starting Gun

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

John Cleese

Banana Ballet

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

Aristophanes

"You're not stepping on it right."

Please pardon our appearance during rennovation

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"Why are you plowing with a steam roller?"

"Nice try, but I'm not counting these as your steps. I know you're jst sitting down, eating junk food and stomping your feet on the floor."

How a Service Lift Works.

Mime Fights: 'I think you broke my jaw!"

They both have glasses