Lover Of Physical Comedy Gifts

Builder with his foot stuck in cement.

"Extreme miming"

'He's maturing early.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Who knew grass migrates?

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Accident-Prone Support Group.

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

"Dad, I'm a lab-rat by choice, it's my profession. Now you're just going to have to accept the fact that you have a son who's pregnant."

"Previously on..."

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

Therapist Starting Gun

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

Banana Ballet

John Cleese

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

You put your legs on backwards this morning? Yeah, I could kick myself.

Aristophanes

Weapons of mass destruction.

"You're not stepping on it right."

Please pardon our appearance during rennovation

Sorry I missed you.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

First Shot Discus Thrower

"Why are you plowing with a steam roller?"

Mime Fights: 'I think you broke my jaw!"

"Nice try, but I'm not counting these as your steps. I know you're jst sitting down, eating junk food and stomping your feet on the floor."