Physical Comedy Fans Gifts

"There are essentially four basic forms for a joke."

"Extreme miming"

'He's maturing early.'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Accident-Prone Support Group.

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

"Previously on..."

John Cleese

Banana Ballet

Coping with Normalcy

Weapons of mass destruction.

'I'm part of you, you're part of me...'

"This recliner comes with a fitness tracker."

Why bread shrieks

"Your deadliest sin was cheating at church bingo."

Sorry I missed you.

How a Service Lift Works.

Mime Fights: 'I think you broke my jaw!"

Aquarobics.

'This should be interesting.'

'He's the long shot!'

'Oh, here comes trouble - spanner enters workplace full of cogs!'

The Crossdresser Shop. 'It was just a question of time!'

Captain Pointy No.46 - The hazard of plate fungus

'I don't know Arthur, I've heard the service is terrible here.'

Builder with his foot stuck in cement.

Man on stilts gets a black eye.

'Ah! ... sorry.'

"You're closing a door. No, wait. You're pulling something. . . You've strained a muscle in your arm, in your back, in your leg?"

Warewolves Anonymous: Support Group. 'The car salesman assured me it came with a sunroof, not a moonroof.'

"Oddly enough, It was swimming that hurt my back."