Physical Comedy Admirer Gifts

Large Bottles

"Extreme miming"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Moses' Tablet

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Falstaff

'He's maturing early.'

TV jester.

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Cat Burglar

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

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'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

Hamlet

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Cheating Death.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Storm in a magic lamp.

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

'Mother?'