Physical Comedian Gifts

"Extreme miming"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'He's maturing early.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

Fast Food Dieter

Pelobong

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

Easy chair exercise machines

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Champions biting their medals

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

"Keep your shape at the back...."

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

"Previously on..."

"Damn speed hump!"

Prison Croquet Team

'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

John Cleese

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

Banana Ballet

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys