Physical Comedian Gifts

"Extreme miming"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'He's maturing early.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Robber on treadmill

Fast Food Dieter

Pelobong

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

Easy chair exercise machines

Champions biting their medals

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

Accident-Prone Support Group.

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

Prison Croquet Team

"Previously on..."

'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'

"Damn speed hump!"

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

"Keep your shape at the back...."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

John Cleese

He's not breaking any rules if that's hand sanitizer.

"Ignore the 45,000 people. They're watching you, but they're not staring at you."

"No thanks. I'm not interested in being the, 'official prophet of the NFL.'"