Physical Comedy Aficionado Gifts

Slapstick

"Extreme miming"

"How should we divide the teams?"

'He's maturing early.'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Accident-Prone Support Group.

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

"Previously on..."

Banana Ballet

John Cleese

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

Weapons of mass destruction.

I love hockey!

'Are you mentally undressing me again professor?'

'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'

Heimlich's other lesser known maneuver.

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

Sorry I missed you.

"Nice try, but I'm not counting these as your steps. I know you're jst sitting down, eating junk food and stomping your feet on the floor."

How a Service Lift Works.

'That was strike three, Caldwell! Let him go! You're only make things harder on yourself!'

Mime Fights: 'I think you broke my jaw!"

'We're behind by five with a minute to go. This is where you show them what you're made of. ... Now get out there and make fools of yourselves.'

'I know I'd be a better putter if I could see the ball!'

"There are essentially four basic forms for a joke."

'Reminds me of my first wife - finds it hard to let go...'

'Will he be right for Saturday, Doc?'

'I don't know Arthur, I've heard the service is terrible here.'

'Yeah. I used to get a lot of 'timeouts' as a kid, too.'

Builder with his foot stuck in cement.