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Banana Peel Causes a Detour.

Man balancing on his crutches to avoid a dog.

Sorry I missed you.

'Mugged? Oh, no...I live next to a golf course.'

"Extreme miming"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'He's maturing early.'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Health

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

Accident-Prone Support Group.

Bubbling

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Golf escape.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

"Previously on..."

"Your tests look normal, but that's what the disease wants us to think."

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

"I feel like I play better on clay."

'He'll need some blood thinner immediately, but go grab me a sandwich first.'

Banana Ballet

Adult Magician

False starts.

John Cleese

"Stay back. I don't know what he's got, but I'm afraid it's catching."

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

Weapons of mass destruction.

'Time is running out - shoot! Everyone is starting to keel over and die!!'

'CSI: Basketball.'

Sports update: Some teams won and some teams lost.

'No doubt about it... serves are MUCH faster these days!'