Physical Comedy Fan Pillows

Banana Peel Causes a Detour.

Man balancing on his crutches to avoid a dog.

'Mugged? Oh, no...I live next to a golf course.'

"Extreme miming"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'He's maturing early.'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Health

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Bubbling

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

Golf escape.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

"Previously on..."

"Your tests look normal, but that's what the disease wants us to think."

"I feel like I play better on clay."

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

'He'll need some blood thinner immediately, but go grab me a sandwich first.'

John Cleese

False starts.

Banana Ballet

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

'Time is running out - shoot! Everyone is starting to keel over and die!!'

Sports update: Some teams won and some teams lost.

'No doubt about it... serves are MUCH faster these days!'

'CSI: Basketball.'

'I need someone who can go in there and bang some bodies around.'

'I may have lost, but I gave as good as I got.' 'Yes, indeed. We saw you beating the hell out of the referee.'