Physical Humor Fan Pillows

'The boss wants a wheelbarrow over there - heavy, aren't they?'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Extreme miming"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The Brothers Grime

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'He's maturing early.'

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

A Golden Non-Retriever

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Beer Parasol.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

The bird feeder.

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"Fish finder."

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"