Physical Humor Pillows

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Ah! ... sorry.'

Banana Ballet

"Extreme miming"

'He's maturing early.'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'My philosophy is that the bigger you are, the smaller the desk you need.'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Senseless clowning around

"You folks ready to order?"

"The doctor will see you now."

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

"Wait, that's not a star. That's just an alien whose phone has its flashlight on."

"Previously on..."

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

"Not again!"

Check out my six pack.

'My member requires some interest.'

John Cleese

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

"We Don't Need Men. We Can Lick Our Own Vaginas"

Ed's Pizza and the Cardiology Clinic.

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

'Poor, nearsighted Mrs. Dumas. She never dreamed she'd teed up her own egg.'

Starbucks closing 600 stores with 12,000 job cuts.

"I hear you're worth a fortune."

"A BCN DBLE CHZBRGR w/ FRYS"

How a Service Lift Works.

Paint Ball shop has artists painting balls.

Mime Fights: 'I think you broke my jaw!"