Physical Comedy Enthusiast Pillows

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

"Previously on..."

John Cleese

"You're closing a door. No, wait. You're pulling something. . . You've strained a muscle in your arm, in your back, in your leg?"

"Extreme miming"

'He's maturing early.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Pelobong

Pollyanna, the Hamster

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

Banana Ballet

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

'Are you mentally undressing me again professor?'

'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'

I love hockey!

'OK, I wanna see those trunks move! Left-right-left-right...'

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

Mime Fights: 'I think you broke my jaw!"

'That was strike three, Caldwell! Let him go! You're only make things harder on yourself!'

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

How a Service Lift Works.

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

'I know I'd be a better putter if I could see the ball!'

'Reminds me of my first wife - finds it hard to let go...'

"There are essentially four basic forms for a joke."

'Yeah. I used to get a lot of 'timeouts' as a kid, too.'

Builder with his foot stuck in cement.

Slapstick