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"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

"Previously on..."

John Cleese

"You're closing a door. No, wait. You're pulling something. . . You've strained a muscle in your arm, in your back, in your leg?"

"Extreme miming"

'He's maturing early.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Pelobong

Pollyanna, the Hamster

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Accident-Prone Support Group.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

Banana Ballet

Weapons of mass destruction.

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'

I love hockey!

'Are you mentally undressing me again professor?'

Heimlich's other lesser known maneuver.

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

'That was strike three, Caldwell! Let him go! You're only make things harder on yourself!'

'OK, I wanna see those trunks move! Left-right-left-right...'

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

How a Service Lift Works.

Sorry I missed you.

Mime Fights: 'I think you broke my jaw!"

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

'Reminds me of my first wife - finds it hard to let go...'

"There are essentially four basic forms for a joke."