Physical Humor Fan Mugs

'The boss wants a wheelbarrow over there - heavy, aren't they?'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Extreme miming"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'He's maturing early.'

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

The Snooze Bar.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

A Golden Non-Retriever

Beer Parasol.

No, I don

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

tRUMp, Pirate President

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"Fish finder."

The bird feeder.

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."