Body Swap Comedy Fan Pillows

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

"I suppose you think that's funny."

Health

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"Previously on..."

'I can't turn it off.'

John Cleese

The Three Wise Women

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

How a Service Lift Works.

Mime Fights: 'I think you broke my jaw!"

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

"It's going to rain — I can feel it in my bones."

'Oh gross, manure.'

'No, I don't think x-rays are needed.'

'The idea is to make food itself my motive to shape up.'

"Separate checks as always, Dr Jekyll."

"There are essentially four basic forms for a joke."

"We gots worms."

'I don't know Arthur, I've heard the service is terrible here.'

British cloning & genetics research institute annual dance (All the people attending are clones).

"You're closing a door. No, wait. You're pulling something. . . You've strained a muscle in your arm, in your back, in your leg?"

Slapstick

Man on stilts gets a black eye.

Cloning Misadventure - Spotted Tree Buffalo.

Banana Peel Causes a Detour.

Man balancing on his crutches to avoid a dog.

One helluva tackle.